Senior Dev Takes Fire So Future Maintainers Can Sleep
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An imgflip meme of a camouflage-clad soldier kneeling in a pool of red blood, body on fire, bullets and a bayonet flying past, arms spread to shield a person sleeping peacefully in a gray bed under a green blanket. White Impact text on the soldier reads: "SENIOR DEV REQUIRING YOU TO EXPLAIN EVERY SINGLE THING YOU DID IN YOUR PR AND WHY IT WAS NECESSARY." The sleeper is labeled "EVERYONE WHO WILL TOUCH THE CODE IN THE FUTURE." A GitHub-style stats chip in the upper left shows "+172,631 -2,105" with green and red bars. The joke is that a brutal review on a monstrous diff is not sadism—it is the senior absorbing social fire so the next person to git blame the file can actually rest.
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+172,631 / -2,105 is not a pull request — it's a war crime with a green bar, and "why was this necessary?" is the only sandbag left.