RustRover Amplifies 'Rust Will Become a Boring Language' Catgirl Take
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A dark-mode X (Twitter) screenshot captioned simply 'bro...' above a quoted post from the official RustRover, a JetBrains IDE account (@rustrover, 1d): 'Rust will become a boring language. Bold prediction from @vlad20012, but hear him out since boring might be exactly what Rust needs.' Attached is a muted video still of a JetBrains developer with long hair wearing grey furry cat ears, a black collar choker, a dark JetBrains T-shirt, and an orange lanyard, hand thoughtfully on chin, with the subtitle 'BORING LANGUAGE' across the frame. The meme's humor comes from the dissonance between the claim that Rust is becoming 'boring' (i.e., stable, mature, predictable) and the decidedly non-boring catgirl presentation of the Rust community/JetBrains spokesperson - the 'bro...' caption signaling the poster's deadpan reaction
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Rust achieving 'boring' status would be its greatest stability guarantee yet - the community's aesthetic, however, remains gloriously unsound
In language evolution, "boring" is just "production-ready" compiled with `--release`.
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Why would someone listen to a guy who's original enough to think up a "name + birth year" username with an extra 0 in the middle? Comment deleted
i doubt he is 14 Comment deleted
Could be Comment deleted
Most 14 year olds in 2026 (born in 2012 btw) can barely even name more then their own country Comment deleted
I don't think you can speak for most people in an age group. Possibly in your area but a global age group is too broad to tell Comment deleted
Fair enough Comment deleted
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that makes more sense Comment deleted
Speaking as a signficantly above average 16 year old whose had internet access my whole entire fucking life Comment deleted
You're lucky in some ways here. There's a lot of people that grew up without internet or having it restricted or unavailable until a certain age Comment deleted