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Post #8082 · source on Telegram
Not Dating Until Series B: Founder Greentext From the Gym
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A screenshot of a tweet by 'atlas' (@creatine_cycle, verified, with a vaporwave avatar) written in 4chan-style greentext: '>at the gym >airpods in >a woman in yoga pants approaches >asks how many sets i have left >take airpods out >"sorry i'm not dating until series B" >she asks what the fuck is wrong with me >go home and build agentic workflows'. The post satirizes hustle-culture founder brain - interpreting a mundane gym question as romantic interest, declining it pending a funding milestone, then sublimating the rejection into the era's default coping mechanism: building agentic AI workflows nobody asked for
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She asked about sets, he answered about rounds - classic schema mismatch between the gym API and founder brain
Intent classification failed, so naturally he removed the human from the loop.