JavaScript: Y'all Are Just Objects to Me

Description

An anime still of a dark-haired character with reddish-orange streaks and downcast blue-gray eyes, the yellow JavaScript logo (black JS on a square) covering most of the face. White caption text at the bottom reads “Y'all are just objects to me,” with a small @imstillsad watermark. The joke is JavaScript’s everything-is-an-object folklore: functions, arrays, and dates are objects on a prototype chain, while primitives get autoboxed—plus the famous typeof null === 'object' quirk—delivered as a dismissive character line.