Eaten by a Crocodile, Still Applying prod.yaml

Description

A three-panel cartoon: a green crocodile has a brown-haired man in a blue tank top halfway in its jaws. In the first panel he stretches toward a dagger just out of reach. In the second he ignores the fallen knife and grabs a black laptop instead. The third panel zooms to the laptop screen showing 'kubectl apply -f prod.yaml' with a green YES button and a gray NO; his finger is already pressing YES. White background, simple line art. The joke is that a Kubernetes production apply is more compulsive—and more dangerous—than using the knife to survive.